My soul is lonely. I need a soul mate. Ok… let’s not get into un-necessary debates here… it is my soul that is thirsty and not my body; ok? Anyway; stop interrupting… let me get on with the blog…
I am deciding to place an ad. Now how would I write the ad? How will the mate recognize that this is the soul she was longing for???
I take it for granted that it has to be a SHE. Definitely… there is no confusion or compromise. So it’s a lady soul or girl… maiden… witch… whatever. It should be a Female soul.
“Wanted Soul mate – FEMALE”
At least the caption is done. Now what would I write?
Ok… let me be honest.
It would be really nice if the soul mate comes packaged nicely in the form of say… Deepika Padukone, Katreena Kaif, Aishwarya Rai or Bipasha Basu. That’s just wishful thinking. I wouldn’t mind a Charlize Theron packaging either ;)
Uh oh!!! Now my ad reads like a Bollywood director in search of a heroine for his latest movie. Ok… detour here.
Now when I think about it, it’s actually too early to be searching for a “soul-mate”. Usually that happens when you have successfully made couple of millions or billions and you can afford to have one. It’s definitely got something to do with mid-life blues.
After all it isn’t everyday that you bump into soul mates.
But there is a risk factor. What if we suddenly discover that we’re not soul mates? And the real one is someone else? I mean you can’t change soul mates? Can you??? Then… its “Thoda Adjust Karo”
This is where a contract comes in – legalese- just in case. No, I am not denying the fact that we are soul mates, but then it’s always better to have an exit option, right?
But in-spite of everything, the word “soul mate” does have a magical ring to it. It reels in the female of the species in droves. I don’t know how and why??? But it does. Maybe it’s because it’s so phonetically connected to “soul mate”.
Somehow I get a sneaky feeling that this business of soul mates originated in the west so as to counter a very very scary word – alimony
Soul mate… ladies?
I am deciding to place an ad. Now how would I write the ad? How will the mate recognize that this is the soul she was longing for???
I take it for granted that it has to be a SHE. Definitely… there is no confusion or compromise. So it’s a lady soul or girl… maiden… witch… whatever. It should be a Female soul.
“Wanted Soul mate – FEMALE”
At least the caption is done. Now what would I write?
Ok… let me be honest.
It would be really nice if the soul mate comes packaged nicely in the form of say… Deepika Padukone, Katreena Kaif, Aishwarya Rai or Bipasha Basu. That’s just wishful thinking. I wouldn’t mind a Charlize Theron packaging either ;)
Uh oh!!! Now my ad reads like a Bollywood director in search of a heroine for his latest movie. Ok… detour here.
Now when I think about it, it’s actually too early to be searching for a “soul-mate”. Usually that happens when you have successfully made couple of millions or billions and you can afford to have one. It’s definitely got something to do with mid-life blues.
After all it isn’t everyday that you bump into soul mates.
But there is a risk factor. What if we suddenly discover that we’re not soul mates? And the real one is someone else? I mean you can’t change soul mates? Can you??? Then… its “Thoda Adjust Karo”
This is where a contract comes in – legalese- just in case. No, I am not denying the fact that we are soul mates, but then it’s always better to have an exit option, right?
But in-spite of everything, the word “soul mate” does have a magical ring to it. It reels in the female of the species in droves. I don’t know how and why??? But it does. Maybe it’s because it’s so phonetically connected to “soul mate”.
Somehow I get a sneaky feeling that this business of soul mates originated in the west so as to counter a very very scary word – alimony
Soul mate… ladies?
2 comments:
looks like you are looking out for your soul-mate :):)
You will find that your deep thirst of a soul-mate will be satiated when your pocket over brimmeth.
Oh well superficially at least!
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