This might come across as an offensive piece of writing from me; but I can't stop myself from being a bit disgusting and from adding thoda humor and thoda masti in it... (Did it rhyme with the name of the newly released Saif & Rani movie; Hmm… Copyright karana padega!!!)
Anyways… this blog is directly aimed at the guy who was in the loo peeing next to me; even when the entire row was empty. I really do not get it…Why next to me? I've been amazed at people's attitudes toward peeing. But unfortunately peeing is something everyone does. Peeing is a part of life and Penis is a part of every guy. I was embarrassed by the way he was looking at mine… What did he want to know… Do I have one or where am I peeing from or was he expecting me too to gaze at his? I just wanted to scream out "Maakdey… don't think you or your penis is special, for me to gaze at it while you pee."
“Honth Raseeley Tere Honth Raseeley"… His cell-phone rang… He held his cell-phone against his ear with one hand while urinating boisterously holding his 'samaan' with the other. It struck me… Will the person on the other end of the call hear the sound of urine splashing down? I wondered what that person thought at that moment. I wondered if this was a business or a personal call… and does this really make a difference to the caller…
I could hear him zipping his pants... He must be leaving now… I was kind of relaxed… I am a weird guy. I cannot pee in a crowd. I need proper silence, concentration and direction… "Ah Haa Haaa…. Mootney ka bhi alag maza hai yaar"
A loud "Khhwwaaaaaakk… Thooookkkk…" woke me up from my loo-dreaming… Oh god!!! Why the hell did he have to bring out all his saliva and cough and do what he just did. Probably he wanted to clean the pot with his spit. It's so easy… Bring out all of it from your glands with an effective "Khhwwaaaaaakk…" and then slowly release it from the edge of your tongue with the eternal sound "Thooookkkk…"
He walked down the toilet row towards the washbasin to comb his hair and fix his shirt… I was standing behind him to wash my hands. This dude was busy looking at himself from all the different angles and paid no heed to a waiting soul… I wanted to yell out… "Acha lag raha hai bheedu… Abhi mujhe haath dhone dega!!!!"
He turned back; looked at me smiled and left without "Washing his hands"!!! Yes… some guys do do that.
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